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<title>The Gag is the home of the best in gag gifts, practical jokes, april fools, magic tricks, and much more</title>
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<description>The Gag is the home of the best in gag gifts, practical jokes, april fools, magic tricks, and much more</description>
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jiffy Coin Trick&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969867' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5490.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A marked coin placed into your pocket, is instantly found inside a sealed bag, inside metal covers, inside more sealed covers. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Jiffy Coin Trick)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Celebriducks - Mae West Rubber Duck&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969868' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/celebriducks-maewest.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Why don't you come up and see my feathers sometime? The original bad girl of comedy, Mae West, now in a lovable rubber duck form! Celebriducks are classic sized ducks that float and squeak along with the best - they just look like celebrities! (Celebriducks - Mae West Rubber Duck a.k.a. Mae West Rubber Duckie, Mae West Rubber Ducky)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Tattle-Tale Dice Box&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969869' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5927.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Two large dice, placed in a black box &quot;talk&quot; to the magician, revealing what numbers the audience has selected. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Tattle-Tale Dice Box)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Celebriducks - Snoop Doggie Dogg Rubber Duck&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969870' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/celebriducks-snoopdogg.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Yeah, it's me the (BLEEP)-ing d-u-c-k! Snoop Doggie Dogg is in the house and now in a lovable rubber duck form! Celebriducks are classic sized ducks that float and squeak along with the best - they just look like celebrities! (Celebriducks - Snoop Doggie Dogg Rubber Duck a.k.a. Snoop Doggie Dogg Rubber Duckie, Snoop Doggy Dogg Rubber Duck, Snoop Doggie Dogg Rubber Ducky)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;64 Winning 'Betchas' - Bar Bets, Stunts, &amp; Party Gags&quot; - Book&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969871' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/gd-0012.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;64 different ways to win a bet. Illustrated. 21 pages. Paperback. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Unless noted, items shown with books are not included, but may be purchased separately below). (&quot;64 Winning 'Betchas' - Bar Bets, Stunts, &amp; Party Gags&quot; - Book)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Deluxe Production Box with Rabbit&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969872' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/m5833.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Let your audience carefully examine an empty box and then you produce a rabbit. Deluxe version is larger and includes prop rabbit. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Deluxe Production Box with Rabbit)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Over The Hill Decision Maker&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969873' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/07-0006.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Help them plan their day the easy way with the Over The Hill Decision Maker. Die faces provide great over the hill birthday / retirement activities such as eat, nap, golf, and shop. Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift! (Over The Hill Decision Maker a.k.a. Over The Hill Decision Dice)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Layla the Hula Girl&quot; Antenna Topper&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969874' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/030003a.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Tired of those old Styrofoam happy faces junking up your car antenna? Let &quot;Layla the Hula Girl&quot; take your antenna up to the next level in antenna toppers. Made from durable, hard plastic, these toppers come with extra goodies so you can also attach it to your rearview mirror or dashboard. Plus, bonus recipes on every package! (&quot;Layla the Hula Girl&quot; Antenna Topper  a.k.a. &quot;Layla The Hula Girl&quot; Car Antenna Ornament)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Milk Carton with Cow Voice&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969875' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/jw-0086.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Similar to the regular Cow Voice, this Milk Carton makes a loud cow sound when turned upside down. Leave this one in the refrigerator or pack in your kids' lunch for extra fun! Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Milk Carton with Cow Voice a.k.a. Moo Cow Milk Carton)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Santa Wig &amp; Beard Set&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969876' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/28-0006.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;SORRY! We are out of this product for the season except for special orders. Santa Claus' wig and beard is recreated here with this well-made yet affordable set. (Santa Wig &amp; Beard Set  a.k.a. Santa Clause Wig &amp; Beard, Santa Clause Wig &amp; Beard, Kris Kingle Wig &amp; Beard)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Over The Hill Parking Permit&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969877' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/mg-0007.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The official parking permit for the Over The Hill gang. Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift! (Over The Hill Parking Permit)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fake Bullet Holes (Rapid Fire)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969878' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lottofun-0005.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;These decals of rapid fire bullet holes make any car look like it spent the night in an urban fire zone. Works on any car paint color, but can be used on any surface. (Fake Bullet Holes (Rapid Fire))&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Flopsickle&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969879' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1720.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Ugh! It looks like a melted chocolate covered ice cream bar on your best furniture or on the seat of your car. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Flopsickle a.k.a. Gooey Humor)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Garlic Candy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969880' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1730.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Get even with the culprit who has been swiping candy from your candy dish. The delicious candy shell has a garlic center. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Garlic Candy)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Glop (Fake Barf)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969881' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1755.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;What a mess! Looks like someone lost their cookies on the floor Very realistic. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Glop (Fake Barf) a.k.a. Fake Vomit, Whoops)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Disappearing Ink Squirter&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969882' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1550.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Ink vanishes completely as it dries, ready for instant use. Packed in a plastic squirt tube. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Disappearing Ink Squirter)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Percussion Caps Refill&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969883' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2175.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Extra caps to reload all &quot;Bingo&quot; and &quot;Shooting&quot; devices. Extra loud. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Percussion Caps Refill)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Encyclopedia of Cigarette Tricks&quot; - Book&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969884' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/59-0016.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Classic cigarette magic. Illustrated. 304 pages. Paperback. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Unless noted, items shown with books are not included, but may be purchased separately below). (&quot;Encyclopedia of Cigarette Tricks&quot; - Book)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;President Bill Clinton Talking Action Figure&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969885' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/talkingpresident-clinton.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;It's a talking presidential action figure! This 12.5-inch-tall likeness, which features 17 actual clips from Clinton speeches and campaign stops, is mostly complementary, but does feature a few Clinton classics such as &quot;That depends on what the meaning of the word is, is'' and &quot;I did not have sexual relations...'' just to make things interesting! A great gift for Republicans and Democrats alike! Batteries included. (President Bill Clinton Talking Action Figure a.k.a. Talking Presidents William Jefferson Clinton Talking Action Figure)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Squirting Lighter&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969886' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2700.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Offer to light a cigarette. This lighter will squirt several streams of water before refilling. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Squirting Lighter)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;25 Tricks with a Stripper Deck&quot; - Video&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969887</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969887' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/hr-0015.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;25 tricks. Master in just minutes. Easy to follow along video. Great starter for Street Magic tricks. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Unless noted, items shown with books are not included, but may be purchased separately below). (&quot;25 Tricks with a Stripper Deck&quot; - Video)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;MagicVision Video Magic Set&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969888</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969888' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/m6250.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A deluxe magic set containing 24 deluxe tricks, plus two magic booklets and a 70-minute VHS videotape instruction and magic show. The video provides carefully planned and explicit instructions, that clearly explain what to do and how to effectively present each trick. Makes a great gift! Look out Harry Potter! A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Additional shipping charges may apply. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (MagicVision Video Magic Set)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fantastic Coin&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969889</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969889' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5400.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A simulated coin will disappear from your hand, apparently in view of your audience. Real coins can be used. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Fantastic Coin)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 2.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Unputtaball Prank Golf Ball&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969890</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969890' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/au-0003.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Watch the expression on your golfing buddy's face when he goes to tap the Unputtaball Prank Golf Ball into the hole and it rolls crooked, skids, and gyrates away like it was possessed! (Unputtaball Prank Golf Ball  a.k.a. Unputtaball Gag Golf Ball)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Retirement Kit&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969891</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969891' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/nl-0020.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Guide your newly retired friend towards his new career with this kit that includes a tin cup, pencil, and blind man glasses in a prank box that states Your Personal Retirement Income Program. Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift! (Retirement Kit)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fart Lollipop&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969892</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969892' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lf-0352.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Licking this naughty lollipop will cause comic farting. A great gag!  (Fart Lollipop a.k.a. Fart Pops)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 0.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fish Lollipop&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969893</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969893' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lf-0354.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Licking this naughty lollipop will leave a yucky fishy taste. A great gag!  (Fish Lollipop a.k.a. Fish Pops)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Blue Mouth Lollipop&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969894</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969894' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lf-0355.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Licking this naughty lollipop will blue mouth and tongue. A great gag!  (Blue Mouth Lollipop a.k.a. Blue Mouth Pops)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Pull My Finger Count Fartula the Farting Vampire&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969895</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969895' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/pullmyfinger-count-fartula.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;It's the Pull My Finger Count Fartula the Farting Vampire! He's back from the dead and has the scary sounds and frightful smells to prove it... No one can resist The Count when he sticks out his finger. So go ahead... we dare you... pull it and the 8&quot; seated plush character shakes and makes a farting sound with 7 hilarious random remarks such as: Look into my eyes (FART) Gotcha!; (FART) Aaah...the wind beneath my wings!;  (FART) Open the coffin, let me out!; (FART) Sink your teeth into that!; (FART) That will live forever too!  Batteries included. (Pull My Finger Count Fartula the Farting Vampire! a.k.a. Farting Dracula, Pull My Finger Dracula)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;110 Unbelievable Magic Tricks with a Wizard Stripper Deck&quot; - Book&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969896</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969896' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/59-0010.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Easy to do. Requires no special skills. 40 pages. Paperback. Great starter for Street Magic tricks. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Unless noted, items shown with books are not included, but may be purchased separately below). (&quot;110 Unbelievable Magic Tricks with a Wizard Stripper Deck&quot; - Book)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Royal Road to Card Magic, The&quot; - Book&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969897</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969897' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/59-0013.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Jean Hugard &amp; Frederick Braue. Illustrated. Over 300 pages. Hardcover. Great starter for Street Magic tricks. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Unless noted, items shown with books are not included, but may be purchased separately below). (&quot;Royal Road to Card Magic, The&quot; - Book)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Black Soap&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969898</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969898' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1160.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The more you wash, the blacker you get with this hotel size bar of soap that you leave in the bathroom. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Black Soap a.k.a. Dirty Face Soap)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Blue Mouth Candy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969899</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969899' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1180.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Stick out your tongue - it looks like you caught a horrible disease, &quot;Mongolian Bluetosis,&quot;  but it's only a harmless dye. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Blue Mouth Candy)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bubble Gum - Hot&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969900</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969900' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1240.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;It's real bubble gum, but with a spicy hot pepper flavor. The longer you chew, the hotter it gets. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Bubble Gum - Hot)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Chewing Gum - Blue Mouth&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969901</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969901' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1320.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Real chewing gum with a harmless blue dye added will give your tongue an unnaturally blue tinge. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Chewing Gum - Blue Mouth)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fire Splashes Illusions&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969902</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969902' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lottofun-0010.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;These decals of Fire Splashes make any car look cool or hot, whatever you like! Works on any car paint color or surface. (Fire Splashes Illusions)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fake Paint Splats&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969903</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969903' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lottofun-0011.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;These decals of paint splats make any car look like it was the victim of a drive by paintball attack or a very sick bird, wherever your mind take you! Works on any car paint color or surface. (Fake Paint Splats)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fake Spanish Fly Stickers&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969904</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969904' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lottofun-0012.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Have a night of passion, even if it's not the real Spanish Fly! Stick these fake Spanish Fly labels on a soda can or bottle, wine bottle, or any drink you want and watch the fun unfold! (Fake Spanish Fly Stickers)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Prank Car Damage Combo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969905</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969905' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lottofun-cardamagecombo.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Just in time for April Fools Day, The Gag brings you a great starter set for the budding prankster and practical joker! Set includes a one each of Fake Bullet Holes, Fake Car Scratches/Cracks, Fake Rapid Fire Bullet Holes, and a Fake Parking Ticket. Get them all at a special price and special shipping rate today! (Prank Car Damage Combo)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mullet Wig - The Class of 1987&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969906</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969906' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/mullet-classof87.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Its the Original Mullet Wig! Get out your yearbooks, does this guy look familiar? The Class of 1987 Mullet Wig (a.k.a. The Nebraska Neck Warmer) is dirty blonde in color, matted on top &amp; sides and permed in the back. This guy was voted &quot;Most Likely To Not Succeed&quot; Fully Adjustable! (Mullet Wig - The Class of 1987 a.k.a. The Nebraska Neck Warmer Mullet Wig) Limited supply on hand.&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mullet Wig - The Female Mullet&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969907</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969907' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/mullet-female.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Its the Original Mullet Wig! ATTENTION K-MART SHOPPERS! The Female Mullet Wig (a.k.a. The Bingo) is spiked on the top tapered in on the sides with points and poker straight in the back. You'll be a real winner in this style. B-15!! O-65!! BINGO!! Fully Adjustable! (Mullet Wig - The Female Mullet a.k.a. The Bingo Mullet Wig)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 19.98&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mullet Wig - The Landscaper&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969908</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969908' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/mullet-landscaper.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Its the Original Mullet Wig! The Trash Mullet Wig (a.k.a. Kentucky Waterfall or the Wisconsin Waterfall) mimics that of the traditional mullet style in every sense of the word. The Trash Mullet is generally matted on top, sides tapered and the back straight and long. Hence the term Short, Short, Long. Fully Adjustable! (Mullet Wig - The Landscaper a.k.a. Kentucky Waterfall or the Wisconsin Waterfall Mullet Wig)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 19.98&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mullet Wig - The Trash&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969909</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969909' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/mullet-trash.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Its the Original Mullet Wig! The Landscaper Mullet Wig (a.k.a. The Ape Drape) is generally darker, thicker, and out of control in the back. This style conforms to the Mullet criteria which is short on the top and sides, long and wavy in the back. Hence the term &quot;Business in the front, party in the back.&quot; Fully Adjustable! (Mullet Wig - The Trash)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 19.98&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Golfer's Crotch Hook&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969910</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969910' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/nl-0009.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Improve your golf game, the easy way. Learn to keep your head down with the Golfer's Crotch Hook. Talk about an incentive - don't look up! Be the Talk of the Club. Show your golfing pals the secret of playing better golf. It's new, easy to wear for fun-loving golfers everywhere. (Golfer's Crotch Hook  a.k.a. Duffer's Crotch Hook)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 7.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Oh Shit&quot; Prank Golf Ball&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969911</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969911' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/nl-0016.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Now your golf ball finally says what you've been thinking for years. (&quot;Oh Shit&quot; Prank Golf Ball  a.k.a. &quot;Oh Shit&quot; Gag Golf Ball)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 2.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Hot Pops&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969912</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969912' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1850.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A candy treat with a flavor of Old Mexico &quot;Jalapeno Pepper&quot; They're hotter than a pistol!! A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Hot Pops a.k.a. Hot Lollipop)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 1.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Hot Tea Bag&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969913</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969913' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1860.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;For hot tea with a hot flavor. Some crushed chili has been added to the tea for a hearty brew. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Hot Tea Bag)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 1.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Invisible Ink Pen&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969914</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969914' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1871.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Write secret messages. One side of pen writes in invisible ink, the other side &quot;develops&quot; the ink - makes it become visible. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Invisible Ink Pen)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 5.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Super Joy Buzzer&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969915</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969915' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1880.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Delivers a shocking BUZZ every time you shake hands. Excellent quality; made in the USA. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Super Joy Buzzer a.k.a. Hand Buzzer)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 4.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Nail Polish &amp; Blot&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969916</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969916' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2000.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A bottle of red polish with a blot dripping out of the opening. Leave it on your mother's favorite piece of furniture. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Nail Polish &amp; Blot a.k.a. Nail Polish Spill)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Chewing Gum - Hot Pepper&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969917</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969917' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1340.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Each stick is saturated with a powerful dose of hot pepper. The longer you chew, the hotter it gets! A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Chewing Gum - Hot Pepper)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 1.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fake Chocolate Donut&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969918</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969918' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1380.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;It looks good enough to eat. Put this fake donut on a plate and someone will bite into it sooner or later. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Fake Chocolate Donut)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 2.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fake Rubber Chocolates&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969919</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969919' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1391.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Everyone will &quot;bite&quot; on these delicious looking confections. They even smell like chocolate. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Fake Rubber Chocolates)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 2.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fake Cockroach&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969920</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969920' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1400.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;It's an invasion of the giant cockroaches, or so it seems. A realistic replica of a large cockroach is complete in every detail. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Fake Cockroach)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 1.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Budget 7-11 Dice&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969921</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969921' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1475.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Throw a seven or eleven every time. Both dice have a duplicated number to ensure a seven or eleven. You can't lose. (Budget 7-11 Dice a.k.a. Loaded Dice)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Disappearing Ink Bottle&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969922</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969922' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1530.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Looks like real ink but vanishes as it dries without a trace. Packed in A2 oz. plastic squirt bottle. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Disappearing Ink Bottle)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 2.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Palpitator &amp; Plate Lifter&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969923</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969923' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2100.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A glass will move and a plate will dance when the rubber sack is placed under a tablecloth. Can be operated from a distance. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Palpitator)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 1.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Deluxe Shock Lighter&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969924</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969924' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/oa-0005.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Great for that person who is always stealing your lighter! Leave this harmless looking lighter out on your table or desk and when they go to light their ciggerette or cigar - ZAP! A harmless shock goes through their fingers - not enough to hurt, just enough to freak 'em out! (Deluxe Shock Lighter a.k.a. Shocking Lighter)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 9.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Arrow Through The Head Gag&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969925</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969925' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/pc-0001.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Be the first to bring back that classic wild and crazy guy look from the 70's with this classic gag. A product of the Loftus Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! Due to the delicate nature of this product, additional shipping charges may apply. (Arrow Through The Head Gag)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 1.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Cow Voice&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969926</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969926' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/pc-0014.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The Cow Voice makes a loud cow sound when turned upside down. Great for kids of all ages.  Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Cow Voice)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 2.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fuzzy Nose &amp; Glasses&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969927</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969927' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/pc-0020.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A prankster's classic! Go for the Groucho look. A product of the Loftus Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Fuzzy Nose &amp; Glasses)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 1.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fake Pin Thru Nose&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969928</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969928' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/pc-0032.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Longing for that classic punk rocker look, but just don't want to commit to a painful piercing? Then the Fake Pin Through The Nose is for you! Clips on easily and is loads of fun for hours! Great for meeting your boyfriend or girlfriend's parents for the first time. (Fake Pin Thru Nose  a.k.a. Safety Pen Through Nose, Baby Pin Through Nose, Diaper Pin Through Nose)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Space Eyes&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969929' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/pc-0043.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A pair of bloodshot eyes dangle from slinky-style springs attached to these great for party glasses. A product of the Loftus Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Space Eyes a.k.a. Drooping Eyes, Spring Loaded Eyes)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;RAZZ Sound Effects Handsfree Headset&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969930</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969930' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/phonebites-001.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Now you can add sound effects to your phone calls, outgoing messages and voice mails with the RAZZ handsfree headset for your cell phone. Better hurry up and RAZZ your friends before they RAZZ you. Hands-free headset features, 10 unique sounds (Baby Crying, Batteries Are Low, Bugle, Cartoon, Chicken, Fart, Moan, Rim Shot, Shriek, and Silly Laugh) , 4-ft cord, convenient apparel clip, scroll wheel &amp; generation button - battery included! (RAZZ Handsfree Headset Click here for a hilarious demo! a.k.a. Razz Hands Free Headset, Razz Cell Phone Headset)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;ATMitation Fake ATM Receipts&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969931</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969931' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/pullmyfinger-atmitation.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;As seen in Money and Playboy magazines! Pick up women or men quickly at bars, dances, social events. After you write your number on this receipt (conveniently folded in your wallet), hand it to the member of opposite sex and watch how fast they call you! When she sees the SIZE of your bank balance, she'll be digging YOUR &quot;gold&quot; in no time! Even has the barcodes on back of the receipt for added authenticity! Other ATM-ITATIONS uses:Perfect for &quot;over-the-hill&quot; bachelors!High school/college students use to impress people!Leave on the coffee table-impress your friends!Write a message/phone number when negotiating with mortgage companies or a waiter at a fancy restaurant, Porsche dealerships!Read it again and again, improve your self-esteem, sex life! ATMitations TIDBITS: The bank logo is called Fidelity National Bank &amp; Savings or FNBS, get it? Fin BS! Look closely at the ATM balance - it's $314,159.26, or the same digits used in PI! Each pack contains 24 fake receipts. (ATMitation Fake ATM Receipts a.k.a. Phon&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Shake Your Booty Santa&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969932</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969932' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/pullmyfinger-bootysanta.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Christmas is gettin' pretty groovy this year as our 17 inch tall Santa steps right out the 70's and brings a little booty-bumpin' disco action right to your living room. Complete with big white fro and bell-bottoms, you'll get down with this guy as he shows who's really got the moves in the North Pole. He shakes those hips from side-to-side while singing the hit song &quot;Shake Your Booty&quot;. Comes with a colorful Xmas Bow. 3AA Batteries included. Click Here to Hear Santa Shake His Booty! (Shake Your Booty Santa a.k.a. Booty Shakin Santa)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Pull My Finger President Bush&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969933</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969933' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/pullmyfinger-president.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Celebrate Democracy and the new America with the all-new, hilarious Pull My Finger President! Pull the Commander in Chiefs finger and he'll shake, fart and say 7 wacky phrases and a fart song in the off-beat tradition of our great leader, including: (FART!) Thats what I call a flatulation proclamation!Our nation must come, ugh, together (FART!) to ignite!Osama. (FART!) Your mama!Hey, Sadaam! - Here's a weapon of mass destruction  (FART!)Mr. Prime Minister  (FART!) Pull my Finger President even plays the hit song, Farts and Tripes Forever! Batteries Included! (Pull My Finger President Bush a.k.a. Farting President Bush)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Plop (Fake Bird Doo)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969934</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969934' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2200.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Place it on the windshield of a car. It looks like a large bird flew by and left his calling card. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Plop (Fake Bird Doo) a.k.a. Fake Bird Crap, Fake Bird Shit)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rattle Box&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969935</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969935' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2290.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;When opened a very loud buzzing noise will startle your victim. Assorted titles for fake packaging: &quot;Happy Birthday,&quot; &quot;Secret,&quot; &quot;Rattlesnake Eggs.&quot; A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Rattle Box)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rattlesnake Eggs&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969936</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969936' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2300.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;It sounds like a rattlesnake when the envelope is opened. Everyone will think that the eggs have hatched. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Rattlesnake Eggs)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Whoopee Cushion&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969937</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969937' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2320.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Slip this cushion under anyone as they sit down. It produces a loud and embarrassing sound. 8&quot; size. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Whoopee Cushion a.k.a. Whoopie Cushion, Razzberry Cushion, Poo Cushion)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Auto Inflate Whoopee Cushion&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969938</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969938' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2322.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Slip this cushion under anyone as they sit down. It produces a loud and embarrassing sound. Deluxe version automatically inflates! Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Auto Inflate Whoopee Cushion a.k.a. Whoopie Cushion, Razzberry Cushion, Poo Cushion)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Razzer&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969939</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969939' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2335.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A little whistle that makes a loud and ugly noise, sometimes known as a &quot;Bronx Cheer.&quot; A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Razzera.k.a. Bronx Cheer)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rubber Pencil&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969940</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969940' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2425.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Bends when you write. Made of solid rubber and topped with an eraser. Looks real enough to fool your friends. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Rubber Pencil)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Seven - Eleven Dice&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969941' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2428.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Throw a seven or eleven every time. Set consists of a pair of regular dice and another set that can't miss. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Seven - Eleven Dice a.k.a. 7-11 Dice, Loaded Dice)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Doggonit (Fake Dog Doo)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969942</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969942' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1575.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;It looks like the dog has committed an unforgivable act on the carpet. Realistic enough to even fool the dog. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Doggonit (Fake Dog Doo) a.k.a. Dog Dirt, Fake Dog Crap, Fake Dog Shit)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dollar Snatcher&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969943</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969943' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1580.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A dollar bill, placed on the floor, will mysteriously leap to your hand when anyone tries to pick it up. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Dollar Snatcher a.k.a.. Bill Snatcher)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Encyclopedia of Card Tricks&quot; - Book&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969944</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969944' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/59-0014.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Jean Hugard. Illustrated. 400 pages. Hardcover. Great starter for Street Magic tricks. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Unless noted, items shown with books are not included, but may be purchased separately below). (&quot;Encyclopedia of Card Tricks&quot; - Book)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Close-Up Card Magic&quot; - Book&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969945</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969945' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/59-0017.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Illustrated. 272 pages. Hardcover. Great starter for Street Magic tricks. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Unless noted, items shown with books are not included, but may be purchased separately below). (&quot;Close-Up Card Magic&quot; - Book)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Scarne's Three Card Monte&quot; - Book&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969946</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969946' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/59-0018.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A text on three card monte and sucker effects by the master of gambling and games of chance. Illustrated. 47 pages. Hardcover. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Unless noted, items shown with books are not included, but may be purchased separately below). (&quot;Scarne's Three Card Monte&quot; - Book)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Card Mastery&quot; - Book&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969947</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969947' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/59-0020.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;40+ card tricks will illustrations. Over 200 pages. Paperback. Great starter for Street Magic tricks. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Unless noted, items shown with books are not included, but may be purchased separately below). (&quot;Card Mastery&quot; - Book)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ghost Matchbox&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969948</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969948' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/84-0008.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;This magic matchbox performs mysterious openings, backflips and rotations! Illustrated instructions included. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Ghost Matchbox)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rising Card Deck - Empire&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969949</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969949' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/84-0009.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A card selected by a spectator magically rises out of the deck. Can be repeated. So easy to do! Instructions included. And you thought the cards Yu Gi Oh uses were cool! Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Rising Card Deck - Empire)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Easy Magic Set&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969950</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969950' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/97-0004.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;This is a great set for introducing a child to the world of magic and illusion on that most magical of mornings! Tricks may include: Ball &amp; Vase, Snapper, Fortune Cards, Crystal Coin Case, Escape Rings, Rabbit from Hat Cards, Arabian Cards, Ball Escape, Rings &amp; Coins or Water Tube. (Easy Magic Set   a.k.a. Beginner Magic Set, Starter Magic Set)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Shiner&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969951</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969951' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2449.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Anyone who looks through the tube will get a black eye. The eyepiece is covered with soot. A harmless joke. Children's version for smaller eyes. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Shiner (Children's) a.k.a. Black Eye Gag)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fake Chewed Gum&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969952</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969952' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/rm-0002.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Leave this fake chewed bubble gum just about anywhere to cause a fuss! (Fake Chewed Gum)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Shocking Roulette&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969953</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969953' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/shocking-roulette.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Shocking Roulette is an exciting electronic game for 2  4 players. Picture this, each player places their finger in one of the holes on the board and then the start button is pressed - then the agonizing wait begins as a flashing light makes its way around the board, accompanied by the sound of a roulette wheel. As it slows, the tension reaches a fever pitch  and then it stops - and one unlucky player receives a jolt of electricity through his or her finger! Great party or office fun! (Shocking Roulette  a.k.a. Shocking Russian Roulette)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Slammer Timer&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969954</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969954' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/slammer-timer.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The Slammer Timer is a quick fire drinking game that will determine just who is the fastest drinker in town. Fill the four shot glasses with the drink of your choice and place each glass on one of the slammer mats. Press the button in the center of the console and the Slammer Timer will begin to count down. When the counter reaches zero, the four lights light up and the stop watch starts. Pick up your shot glass, drink the contents and slam it back onto the slamming mat as quickly as possible and the Slammer Timer's computer will announce the winner! Great for parties everywhere! (Slammer Timer  a.k.a. Slammer Drink Timer, Slammer Shot Timer, Shot Glass Game, Drinking Timer)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 27.98&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;President George W. &quot;Dubya&quot; Bush Talking Action Figure&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969955</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969955' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/talkingpresident-bush.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;It's a talking presidential action figure! This 12.5-inch-tall likeness, which features 17 actual clips from &quot;Dubya&quot; Bush speeches and campaign stops, is mostly complementary, but does feature a few Bushisms such as &quot;We're working hard to put food on your family'' and &quot;I will not hold this nation hostile'' just to make things interesting! A great gift for Republicans and Democrats alike! Batteries included. (President George W. Bush Talking Action Figure a.k.a. Talking Presidents George Bush Talking Action Figure)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Motion Activated Fart Alarm&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969956</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969956' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/wc-0002.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The Fart Alarm is sure to create a totally embarrassing situation for your victim. Use it anywhere... at home, office, school, bathrooms, in a car or mobile home or any other place you may have the nerve to use it! Hide the alarm anywhere, even in plain sight, and when your victim walks near it the hillarious fart alarm goes off! Click here for a hilarious demo! (Motion Activated Fart Alarm)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Time Delayed Whoopee Cushion&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969957</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969957' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/wc-0005.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The Time Delayed Whoopee Cushion is a state of the art, high tech update to the classic inflatable rubber Whoopee Cushion. Armed with this device, you can embarrass the victim of your choice whenever the mood strikes you. Simply select one of five time delays, then sit back and watch the embarrassment! Click here for a hilarious demo! (Time Delayed Whoopee Cushion a.k.a. Electronic Whoopee Cushion)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Snake Nut Can&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969958</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969958' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2550.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A 30&quot; snake springs to life when you open the can is marked &quot;Mixed Salted Nuts&quot; and even produces a rattling sound. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Snake Nut Can)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Snake Mint Can&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969959</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969959' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2555.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A 30&quot; snake springs to life when you open this innocent looking can is marked &quot;Delicious Mints.&quot; A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Snake Mint Can)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Snake Yogurt&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969960</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969960' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2570.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A 30&quot; snake springs to life when you open this innocent looking yogurt container. Leave this in your refrigerator! A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Snake Yogurt)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Snapping Gum&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969961</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969961' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2590.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A hidden spring will give the victim a sham rap when they take an innocent-appearing stick of gum. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Snapping Gum)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sneezing Powder&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969962</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969962' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2598.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A pinch of this powder thrown into a crowded room will create a chorus of sneezes. Made from very finely ground black pepper. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Sneezing Powder)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sour Popcorn&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969963</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969963' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2605.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Mix a few pieces of Sour Popcorn in a bowl of regular popcorn. Then, wait to see your victims' reactions. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Sour Popcorn)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Squirting Calculator&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969964</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969964' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2620.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Although it looks like a harmless calculator, it doesn't add, subtract, or divide. It just delivers a jet of water in your face every time you press a key. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Squirting Calculator)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Squirting Camera&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969965</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969965' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2675.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Squirts in any direction. After you have squirted your victim, turn the pointer and ask him to take your picture. He'll get soaked again!! A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Squirting Camera)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Squirting Gum&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969966</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969966' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2677.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;&quot;Gum anyone?&quot; After your victim accepts your generous offer, squirt him or her in the face with this little device. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Squirting Gum)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Kid Friendly Parrot Tarot Card Deck&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969967</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969967' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a4850.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The Parrot Deck is based on the traditional Tarot Deck, but does not include many of its violent images. The vibrant colors and lively illustrations in these cards will provide endless hours of fun for everyone. As an added bonus, the Parrot Deck includes four extra cards, the Mentors, not included in other decks. Includes instructions with meanings for all 82 cards. And you thought the cards Yu Gi Oh uses were cool! A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Kid Friendly Parrot Tarot Card Deck)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Balloon Penetration&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969968' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5050.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A balloon is inserted into a tube and blown up. A pencil may be pushed through both, without bursting the balloon. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Balloon Penetration)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Multiplying Billiard Balls&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969969' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5055.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;One ball becomes two, then three, and four, right before your eyes. They disappear the same way. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Multiplying Billiard Balls)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bill Changer&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969970' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5060.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;One dollar will appear, disappear, change or turn over. Instructions for 7 great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand are included. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Bill Changer)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Card Box&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969971' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5070.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A card appears, disappears, changes, shrinks, or turns over within the magic box. Directions for 16 clever tricks to do with this versatile box are included. And you thought the cards Yu Gi Oh uses were cool! A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Card Box)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Chinese Bottle&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969972' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5120.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Drop the cord in the bottle and turn bottle upside down. The cord won't fall out! Turn bottle up, the cord now holds the bottle. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Chinese Bottle)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Chinese Linking Rings&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969973' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5140.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Eight rings five inches in diameter are shown separately, and then they magically link together to form with a long chain. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Chinese Linking Rings)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Chinese Sticks&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969974' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5150.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Pull the short string and the long string shortens. String seems to be connected, but works when wands are separated. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Chinese Sticks)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Coin Con&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969975' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5225.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A coin placed on a stand, covered with a cap, vanishes. When examined, a disc is found marked &quot;Thanks for the Quarter!&quot; A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Coin Con)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Coin Penetration&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969976</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969976' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5230.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Anyone can push a dime through a solid sheet of rubber without knowing how he did it. The secret defies detection. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Coin Penetration)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Color Changing Handkerchief&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969977' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5290.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Includes two brightly colored handkerchiefs, sewn together, that change into two other colors right before your eyes. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Color Changing Handkerchief)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Squirting Nickel&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969978' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2720.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A real nickel squirts a fine stream of water at anyone examining it closely. Holds several shots of water. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Squirting Nickel)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;25 Tricks with a Thumb Tip&quot; - Video&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969979</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969979' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/hr-0017.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;25 tricks. Easy to follow along video. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Unless noted, items shown with books are not included, but may be purchased separately below). (&quot;25 Tricks with a Thumb Tip&quot; - Video)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Passe Passe Beer Bottle Magic Set&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969980</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969980' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/in-0009.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A glass and a bottle pass back and forth from tube to tube and the bottles multiply. Instructions included. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Passe Passe Beer Bottle Magic Set)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Cups &amp; Balls (Greater Magic Video Series)&quot; - Video&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969981</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969981' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/js-0001.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Unless noted, items shown with books are not included, but may be purchased separately below). (&quot;Cups &amp; Balls (Greater Magic Video Series)&quot; - Video)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Linking Rings (Greater Magic Video Series)&quot; - Video&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969982</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969982' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/js-0002.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Unless noted, items shown with books are not included, but may be purchased separately below). (&quot;Linking Rings (Greater Magic Video Series)&quot; - Video)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Egg Bag (Greater Magic Video Series)&quot; - Video&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969983</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969983' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/js-0003.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Unless noted, items shown with books are not included, but may be purchased separately below). (&quot;Egg Bag (Greater Magic Video Series)&quot; - Video)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ball &amp; Vase&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969984' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/m5040.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A ball placed in your pocket will mysteriously reappeared in the vase, then returns to your pocket again. &quot;English Style&quot; features a hollow ball and boxed packaging. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Ball &amp; Vase a.k.a. English Style Ball and Vase)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Change Bag&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969985</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969985' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/m5115.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A deluxe velvet bag with wooden handle performs all sorts of wonderful transformations, objects disappear and reappear, etc. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Change Bag)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 26.98&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;ABRA CADABRA Deluxe Magic Set&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969986</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969986' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/m6070.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A deluxe magic set containing 25 top quality tricks, plus two magic booklets. Includes such great tricks as Rising Wand, Mystic Smoke, Cups &amp; Balls, Magical Block, Crazy Cube, Money Maker, Color Vision, Card Box, 4 Nickels to 4 Dimes, Disintegrator, Coin Penetration, and much more. Makes a great gift! Look out Harry Potter! A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Additional shipping charges may apply. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (ABRA CADABRA Deluxe Magic Set)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bag of Tricks&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969987</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969987' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/m6080.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Five Popular magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand and a magic book are packed in an attractive drawstring bag. Contains the Ball &amp; Vase, Color Vision, Card Magic, Magical Block, Multiplying Blocks and &quot;101 magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand&quot;. Ages 10 and Up. Makes a great gift! Look out Harry Potter! A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Additional shipping charges may apply. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Bag of Tricks)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Amazing Magic Set&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969988</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969988' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/m6200.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;This compact box (8&quot;x 13&quot;) contains 10 easy-to-do tricks, a book of 101 more simple tricks, and a mustache to dress us your act. Includes Penetration Cups, Shell Trick, Snapper, Pop Bottle Trick, Phantom Cards, Coin Catcher, Vanishing Quarter and more. Makes a great gift! Look out Harry Potter! A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Additional shipping charges may apply. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Amazing Magic Set)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Magic with Cards&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969989</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969989' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/m6215.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Contains two classic magical decks of cards, a book of 125 card tricks and the Card Locator. The Deland's Deck is a marked deck, stacked deck, and a stripper deck. Many more tricks are possible with the Svengali Deck. And you thought the cards Yu Gi Oh uses were cool! Makes a great gift! Look out Harry Potter! Ages 10 and Up. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Additional shipping charges may apply. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Magic with Cards)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Color Vision&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969990</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969990' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5305.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Only you can name the uppermost color. A block, with six different colors on its sides can be quickly located. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Color Vision)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Crazy Cube&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969991</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969991' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5307.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A die is placed in a box and then another box. The magician can accurately name the number facing up. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Crazy Cube)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Crystal Cube&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969992</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969992' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5309.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A rectangular box, transparent on four sides, can make a multitude of objects appear, disappear and metamorphosize! A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Crystal Cube)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Cups &amp; Balls&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969993</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969993' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5310.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A cloth ball apparently passes through the bottom of a plastic cup. May be worked over and over again. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Cups &amp; Balls)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Deland's Deck of Cards&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969994</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969994' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5330.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The greatest marked deck in the world! With this combination Marked Deck, Stacked Deck, and Stripped Deck with over 12,000 secret marks, you can name the location of any card in the deck. And you thought the cards Yu Gi Oh uses were cool! A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Deland's Deck of Cards a.k.a. Marked Deck, Stacked Deck, Stripper Deck)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dime &amp; Penny Trick&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969995</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969995' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5331.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A dime is covered with a penny. The dime disappears without a trace. Coins are precision machined to nest one into another. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Dime &amp; Penny Trick)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Disappearing Coin Case&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969996</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969996' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5332.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A coin will disappear, change, turn over, or penetrate a solid object. Includes instructions for four great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Disappearing Coin Case)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Disintegrator&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969997</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969997' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5335.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A ball is placed in a clear plastic box, which is then covered with a handkerchief. The ball disappears. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Disintegrator)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Drawer Box&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969998</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969998' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5340.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Place a folded dollar in the drawer. Close it. The dollar will disappear. It will return only when you want it to return. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Drawer Box)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Egg Bag&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969999</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267969999' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5342.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;An egg placed in a magic bag disappears. The bag may be turned inside out and flattened. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Egg Bag)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Deluxe Egg Bag&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970000</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970000' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5343.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;An egg placed in a magic bag disappears. The bag may be turned inside out and flattened. Deluxe version features velvet bag and a solid wooden egg! A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Deluxe Egg Bag)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Egg Vase&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970001</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970001' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5345.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;An egg, taken from a plastic vase, and placed in your pocket, finds its way back to the vase - then disappears. A product of the S. S.  Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Egg Vase)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Four Nickels to Four Dimes&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970002</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970002' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5420.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A stack of four nickels is covered with a cup. The nickels disappear and are replaced with four dimes. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Four Nickels to Four Dimes)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Squirting Pen with Disappearing Ink&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970003</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970003' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2730.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Pen squirts a fountain of blue ink onto a shirt and ink disappears in minutes. Water can also be used. Includes a 2oz. bottle of disappearing ink. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Squirting Pen with Disappearing Ink)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Squirting Ring&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970004</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970004' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2750.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Show everyone your new ring. They will all get a shower. Rubber bulb is concealed in your hand. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Squirting Ring)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Squirting Flower&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970005</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970005' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2754.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A shower with every flower. Fill the rubber bulb with water; attach the flower to your lapel. You are ready. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Squirting Flower)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Squirting Toilet Seat&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970006</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970006' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2760.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Hide this under the rim of the toilet seat and the victim gets a squirt in the leg when they site down. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Squirting Toilet Seat)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Suckers Soap&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970007</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970007' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a2809.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Looks, feels, and smells like real soap. It's so realistic that the same person can be fooled over and over. Gardenia scented. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Suckers Soap)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Two Headed Nickel&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970008</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970008' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a3003.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Heads you win. Heads they lose. An ordinary nickel, except that Thomas Jefferson appears on both sides. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Two Headed Nickel)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 2.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Two Headed Quarter&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970009</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970009' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a3004.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Guaranteed to come up heads every time. This coin is made from two real quarters. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Two Headed Quarter)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Deluxe Ball &amp; Vase&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970010</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970010' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5030.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A ball placed in your pocket will mysteriously reappeared in the vase, then returns to your pocket again. Deluxe version features solid ball! A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Deluxe Ball &amp; Vase)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 2.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Shock Pen&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970011</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970011' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/aj-0001.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Great for that guy who is always barrowing your pen! Leave this harmless looking pen out on your desk or even carry it in your shirt pocket and when they click the top - ZAP! A harmless shock goes through their fingers - not enough to hurt, just enough to freak 'em out! (Shock Pen  a.k.a. Shocking Ball Point Writing Pen)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 9.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Phantom Prank Golf Ball&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970012</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970012' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/au-0002.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Maybe this is what happens when you get your balls wet, your golf balls that is! The Phantom Prank Golf Ball vanishes on impact into a watery mist leaving your golf buddy amazed. (Phantom Prank Golf Ball  a.k.a. Phantom Gag Golf Ball)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 3.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jetstreamer Prank Golf Ball&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970013</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970013' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/au-0004.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Probably our favorite golf prank - the Jetstreamer Prank Golf Ball disappears and ejects 15 feet of ribbon on impact! Must be time to hit the 19th hole, eh? (Jetstreamer Prank Golf Ball  a.k.a. Jet Streamer Gag Golf Ball)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 3.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Magic Coin Box&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970014</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970014' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5530.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A marked coin is found inside a sealed bag, inside a sealed matchbox, inside another sealed box. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Magic Coin Box)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 2.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Magic Water Jug&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970015</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970015' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5555.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Pour water from the jug until it's empty. In a short time you can again pour more. Can be repeated many times. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Magic Water Jug)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 3.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Magical Block&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970016</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970016' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5570.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Place a penny on the back of someone's hand. The penny will disappear and a dime will take its place. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Magical Block)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mind Reader's Marked Deck&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970017</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970017' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5590.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;This ingenious deck design can be read from a distance but is invisible to the untrained eye. And you thought the cards Yu Gi Oh uses were cool! A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Mind Reader's Marked Decka.k.a. Stacked Deck)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Money Maker&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970018</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970018' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5600.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Print dollar bills. Strips of paper fed into this printing press emerge as dollar bills of any denomination. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Money Maker)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 3.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mysterious Disappearance&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970019</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970019' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5640.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A dollar bill placed in a tube and wrapped in paper will disappear. May also be used to vanish a silk. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Mysterious Disappearance)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mystic Smoke&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970020</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970020' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5650.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Clouds and clouds of white smoke pour from your fingertips. Your hand can be shown to be empty at all times. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Mystic Smoke)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 1.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Nickel to Penny to Dime&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970021</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970021' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5680.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A nickel changes to a penny, then to a dime. All equipment may be passed out for an examination. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Nickel to Penny to Dime)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 4.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Penetration Cups&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970022</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970022' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5770.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Three balls go through the bottom of three cups, one after the other. Small size. Impossible? See for yourself A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Penetration Cups)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Celebriducks - James Brown Rubber Duck&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970023</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970023' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/celebriducks-jamesbrown.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Get up on the good foot - duck foot that is! The Godfather of Soul, James Brown himself, now in a lovable rubber duck form! Celebriducks are classic sized ducks that float and squeak along with the best - they just look like celebrities! (Celebriducks - James Brown Rubber Duck a.k.a. James Brown Rubber Duckie, James Brown Rubber Ducky)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Celebriducks - Laurel and Hardy Rubber Duck Set&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970024</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970024' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/celebriducks-laurelandhardy.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into, we're ducks! Laurel and Hardy live on, but now in a lovable rubber duck form! Celebriducks are classic sized ducks that float and squeak along with the best - they just look like celebrities! (Celebriducks - Laurel and Hardy Rubber Duck Set a.k.a. Laurel and Hardy Rubber Duckie Set, Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy Rubber Duck Set, Laurel and Hardy Rubber Ducky Set)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Celebriducks - Mr. T Rubber Duck&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970025</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970025' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/celebriducks-mrt.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;I pity the fool that don't love my rubber ducky! The bad boy from the A Team, Mr. T, now in a lovable rubber duck form! Celebriducks are classic sized ducks that float and squeak along with the best - they just look like celebrities! (Celebriducks - Mr. T Rubber Duck a.k.a. Mr. T Rubber Duckie, Mr. T Rubber Ducky)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Celebriducks - Ozzy Osbourne Rubber Duck&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970026</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970026' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/celebriducks-ozzyosbourne.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;I'm the prince of (BLEEP)-ing Duckness! Ozzy Osbourne, patriarch of The Osbournes, now in a lovable rubber duck form! Celebriducks are classic sized ducks that float and squeak along with the best - they just look like celebrities! (Celebriducks - Ozzy Osbourne Rubber Duck a.k.a. Ozzy Osbourne Rubber Duckie, Ozzy Osbourne Rubber Ducky)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Penetration Frame&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970027</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970027' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5780.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Penetration Frame)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Papa Rabbit Goes to Town&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970028</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970028' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5800.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;While you are showing Peter and Mama Rabbit, they raise a family in spectator's hands. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Papa Rabbit Goes to Town a.k.a. Multiplying Rabbits)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Quarter Penetration&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970029' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5836.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A quarter penetrates through a dime and the lid of the clear box, right before the eyes of your audience. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Quarter Penetration)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rising Wand&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970030' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5840.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A wand will slowly rise when held in your hand, or will suddenly leap into the air. Can also be used in your magic act. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Rising Wand a.k.a. Magic Wand)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Shell Trick&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970031' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5850.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Under which walnut shell is the pea? No one can guess which one as you transfer the pea secretly. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Shell Trick)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Siberian Chain&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970032</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970032' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5853.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Magician's hands are chained and locked behind his back. In seconds he can escape these magic chains. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Siberian Chain a.k.a. Siberian Chain Escape)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Snapper&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970033</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970033' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5870.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Hook the rubber band. Looks easy until you try. If you know the secret you can hook it every time. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Snapper)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Spiked Coin&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970034</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970034' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5890.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Solid through solid! Spikes penetrate a solid coin held in a box. The trick can be performed with a half dollar. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Spiked Coin)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sponge Blocks&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970035</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970035' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5900.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A block tucked into your fist becomes two, and then three blocks. Then, all three blocks join together to become one. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Sponge Blocks)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Svengali Deck&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970036</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970036' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5920.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A pre-selected card appears again and again, every time you cut the deck. This is a simple and easy-to-do card magic trick for the beginning magician. And you thought the cards Yu Gi Oh uses were cool! A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Svengali Deck)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Thumb Tip&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970037' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5930.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Made of a flesh colored plastic that is almost invisible on your fingers. Instructions for nine great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand included. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Thumb Tip)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Vanisher&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970038' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5950.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Dollar bills, handkerchiefs, and many other small articles will vanish when you clap your hands together. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Vanisher)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Vanishing Quarter&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970039</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970039' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5960.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A quarter is dropped into a glass of water. It passes through the glass and table and is caught by the magician below the table. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Vanishing Quarter)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Wonder Wallet&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970040</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970040' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5980.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Dollar bills, credit cards, and pieces of paper disappear, reappear and mysteriously transform in this magical wallet. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Wonder Wallet)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Zig Zag Card&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970041</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970041' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5990.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A card frame slices an ordinary card into three pieces. It is then magically restored into one piece again! A product of the S. S. Adams Company. And you thought the cards Yu Gi Oh uses were cool! Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Zig Zag Card)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;How To Do Street Magic&quot; Video by Brad Christian&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970042</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970042' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/bc-0001.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Have you seen that &quot;Magic Man&quot; David Blaine on TV in shows like &quot;Mystifier&quot;, &quot;Vertigo&quot;, and &quot;Frozen In Time&quot; featuring &quot;Street Magic?&quot; You'll be doing many of his illusions within hours of receiving this video. Imagine going onto the streets and amazing people the way he does. It's a BLAST!!!  Inside &quot;How To Do Street Magic&quot; you are shown secrets to create powerful effects that only a small number of people even know about or do. You will learn how to create an illusion in someone's mind.... Using basic, street moves and techniques, you will create explosive, impossible magic like this....   Make a card someone is thinking of appear on your arm like it came crawling from your skin. (Illusion 1)  Your hand is empty and then you slowly and visibly pull a coin out of thin air ... inches from someone's eyes. (Illusion 8)  Make any playing card turn inside OUT on itself. There's no way to describe this, but you will almost freak yourself out watching yourself do it. (Illusion 7)  Levitate inches off the floor whi&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;101 Thumb Tip Tricks&quot; - Book&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970043</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970043' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/gd-0003.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Illustrated. 20+ pages. Paperback. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Unless noted, items shown with books are not included, but may be purchased separately below). (&quot;101 Thumb Tip Tricks&quot; - Book)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Ultra Mental (Invisable Deck) Card Deck&quot; - Book&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970044</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970044' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/gd-0005.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Completely baffling! No slight of hand. 50 tips and tricks. 28 pages. Paperback. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Unless noted, items shown with books are not included, but may be purchased separately below). (&quot;Ultra Mental (Invisable Deck) Card Deck&quot; - Book)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Gambler's Marked Deck&quot; - Book&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970045</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970045' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/gd-0006.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;For marked, stripped, and stacked cards. Easy to do. 101 tricks. 30 pages. Paperback. You may never be allowed in a casino again! Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Unless noted, items shown with books are not included, but may be purchased separately below). (&quot;Gambler's Marked Deck&quot; - Book)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Rising Card Deck&quot; - Book&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970046</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970046' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/gd-0007.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Perform these tricks in just about any situation. 2- tricks. 14 pages. Paperback. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Unless noted, items shown with books are not included, but may be purchased separately below). (&quot;Rising Card Deck&quot; - Book)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Celebriducks - Dr. Frank-N-Futer from &quot;The Rocky Horror Picture Show&quot; Rubber Duck&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970047</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970047' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/celebriducks-rockyhorror.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;I'm just a sweet duck-vestite! Come up to the lab and see what's on the slab - it's Dr. Frank-N-Futer from the class &quot;Rocky Horror Picture Show&quot;, now in a lovable rubber duck form! Celebriducks are classic sized ducks that float and squeak along with the best - they just look like celebrities! (Celebriducks - Dr. Frank-N-Futer from &quot;The Rocky Horror Picture Show&quot; Rubber Duck a.k.a. Dr. Frank-N-Futer from &quot;The Rocky Horror Picture Show&quot; Rubber Duckie, Dr. Frank-N-Futer from &quot;The Rocky Horror Picture Show&quot; Rubber Ducky)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Celebriducks - The Osbournes Family Rubber Duck Set&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970048</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970048' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/celebriducks-theosbournes.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;SHARON! And the rest of The Osbournes, now in a lovable rubber duck form! Celebriducks are classic sized ducks that float and squeak along with the best - they just look like celebrities! Solo Ozzy Osbourne also available. (Celebriducks - The Osbournes Family Rubber Duck Set a.k.a. The Osbournes Family Rubber Duckie Set, Ozzy Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne, Jack Osbourne, and Kelly Osbourne Rubber Duck Set, Ozzbourne Rubber Duck Set, The Osbournes Family Rubber Ducky Set)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Celebriducks - The Three Stooges Rubber Duck Set&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970049</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970049' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/celebriducks-threestooges.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck! Or should we say Duck, Duck, Duck? It's The Three Stooges, Larry, Moe, and Curly, now in a lovable rubber duck form! Celebriducks are classic sized ducks that float and squeak along with the best - they just look like celebrities! (Celebriducks - The Three Stooges Rubber Duck Set a.k.a. The Three Stooges Rubber Duckie Set, Larry, Moe, and Curly Rubber Duck Set, The Three Stooges Rubber Ducky Set)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Laughing Mirror&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970050</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970050' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/dc-0049.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;This is a great prank to leave in the powder room at parties. Every guest that picks it up to check their style will be rewarded with a burst of laughter! Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Laughing Mirror)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Giant's Glasses&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970051</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970051' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/dc-0079.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;I see you! These glasses help you cover up those embarrassingly small eyes of yours. A product of the Loftus Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Giant's Glasses a.k.a. Nerd Specs)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Whoopee Cushion Key Chain&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970052</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970052' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/dc-0136.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The prankster's classic! Now in convenient keychain form. A product of the Loftus Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Whoopee Cushion Key Chain a.k.a. Whoopie Cushion, Razzberry Cushion, Poo Cushion)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Flying Vampire&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970053</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970053' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/dc-0163.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Flying vampire with flapping wings and flashing red eyes. Ceiling hanger included. Great for Halloween as part of costume or just hanging around! Requires 2 &quot;AA&quot; batteries, not included. (Flying Vampire)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jackie The Joke Man Martling's Joke Machine&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970054</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970054' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/dirtyjoke.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Get some of the best jokes that have sprouted from the wandering lips of  Jackie The Joke Man Martling. Over 250 of the most hilarious jokes you have ever heard. Jackie is renown worldwide as one of the funniest comedians alive. Now you can get Jackie all to yourself in a small box with big laughs. Suggested for ages 18 and older. (Jackie The Joke Man Martling's Joke Machine  a.k.a. Jackie's R Rated Joke Machine)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fart Bomb Bags&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970055</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970055' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/fart-bomb-bags.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Plain and simple these things are nasty! Perhaps one of the worst smelling stink gags ever pulled from a deranged mind. Think of them as stink bombs that have a self-release timer. You squish a small bubble of liquid inside of the fart bomb bag and it mixes with some mystery chemical that is imported directly from hell itself, or perhaps Barstow, we're not sure, anyway the stuff mixes together and actually pops the bag and out comes this evil smell... sulfur, brimstone, rotten eggs, all of the above. Pick up a dozen of these bags of evil today and be the life of the party! (Fart Bomb Bags a.k.a. Fart Bags, Fart Bombs, Stink Bags, Fart Juice Bags)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Scotch &amp; Soda, Copper &amp; Silver, Gin &amp; Tonic&quot; - Book&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970056</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970056' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/gd-0011.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;55 tricks. 44 pages. Paperback. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Unless noted, items shown with books are not included, but may be purchased separately below). (&quot;Scotch &amp; Soda, Copper &amp; Silver, Gin &amp; Tonic&quot; - Book)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;X-Ray Glasses&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970057</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970057' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/forum-24902.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;From an original 1950's comic book advertisement: &quot;Amazing Illusory 'X-Ray Vision' Instantly! A hilarious, laughingly funny illusion!&quot; What kid did not order or dream of ordering classics like the X-Ray Glasses that we saw in the comic books? The real gag of these specs is that the rest of the world has this sneaking suspicion that they might actually work! Product is currently OUT OF STOCK due to a back order at the supplier. We expect to receive more by the end of April. All orders for this product will be placed &quot;on hold&quot; until fullment. Thank you for your patience. (X-Ray Glasses  a.k.a. X-Ray Gogs, X-Ray Specs)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;UFO Whirling Card Book&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970058</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970058' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/gd-0017.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The ultimate floating device! Book with instructions for over twenty tricks. Tricks use many everyday objects - two cards, ring, string, and magicians' wax included. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (UFO Whirling Card Book)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;25 Tricks with a Card Box&quot; - Book&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970059</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970059' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/gd-0023.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Fully illustrated. Paperback. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Unless noted, items shown with books are not included, but may be purchased separately below). (&quot;25 Tricks with a Card Box&quot; - Book)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Chinese Linking Rings&quot; - Book&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970060</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970060' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/gd-0025.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Paperback. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Unless noted, items shown with books are not included, but may be purchased separately below). (&quot;Chinese Linking Rings&quot; - Book)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;25 Tricks with a Svengali Deck&quot; - Video&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970061</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970061' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/hr-0014.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;25 tricks. Easy to follow along video. Great starter for Street Magic tricks. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Unless noted, items shown with books are not included, but may be purchased separately below). (&quot;25 Tricks with a Svengali Deck&quot; - Video)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dancing Cane&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970062</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970062' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/m5320.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;This 30-inch cane mysteriously balances on the floor or in the palm of your hand, rises up in the air, and &quot;dances&quot; circles around your hand. A product of Loftus International. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Dancing Cane)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Materializer&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970063</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970063' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/m5585.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A rabbit suddenly appears in an empty tube. This apparatus may be used for the production of live animals. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Materializer)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Milk Pitcher&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970064</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970064' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/m5588.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Milk is poured from a pitcher into a borrowed hat and then disappears from the hat! A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Milk Pitcher)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;101 magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand&quot; - Book&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970065</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970065' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/m5700.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Includes tricks with rope, dice, coins, cards, paper, and pencils for the amateur. Be the life of the party. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (&quot;101 magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand&quot; - Book)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;102 magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand&quot; - Book&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970066</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970066' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/m5702.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Includes one hundred and two easy to do magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand, written for the amateur and simple enough for a child. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (&quot;102 magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand&quot; - Book)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;125 Card Tricks&quot; - Book&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970067</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970067' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/m5720.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;All tricks performed with a regular deck of cards. Put on a fill length magic show with only a deck of cards. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (&quot;125 Card Tricks&quot; - Book)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Production Box&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970068</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970068' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/m5832.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Let your audience carefully examine an empty box and then you produce a rabbit. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Production Box)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Gag Bag!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970069</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970069' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/gb1.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Head down the path of a true prankster with The Gag Bag  a collection of 13 of the greatest pranks, practical jokes, shenanigans, and gags of all time at a savings of over $5 when purchased separately! Includes Super Joy Buzzer, Dribble Juice Glass, Whoopee Cushion, Auto Exhaust Whistle, Black Soap, Trick Birthday Candles, Rubber Pencil, Bar Bug in Ice Cube, Shiner Black Eye Gag, Snapping Gum, Rattlesnake Eggs, Gag Chewing Gum (hot or blue mouth), and the classic Snake in a Can (nuts, mints, or yogurt). Get started with these classic pranks today and make your friends and family laugh with these great practical jokes! Makes a great Christmas gift or stocking stuffer or split it up over many days as Hanukah/Chanukah gifts! Included items subject to substitution based on quantities on hand. (The Gag Bag!)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Gag Bag Deluxe!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970070</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970070' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/gb2.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Achieve true Prankster Master status with The Gag Bag Deluxe  a collection of 20 of the greatest pranks, practical jokes, shenanigans, and gags of all time at a savings of over $10 when purchased separately! Includes The Super Joy Buzzer, Dribble Juice Glass, Whoopee Cushion, Auto Exhaust Whistle, Black Soap, Trick Birthday Candles, Rubber Pencil, Bar Bug in Ice Cube, Shiner Black Eye Gag, Snapping Gum, Rattlesnake Eggs, 7-11 Dice, The Dollar Snatcher, Sour Popcorn, The Squirting Nickel, The Two-Headed Quarter, Disappearing Ink (squirter or bottle), Squirting Gag (camera, lighter, flower, gum, or calculator), Gag Chewing Gum (hot or blue mouth), and the classic Snake in a Can (nuts, mints, or yogurt). Get started with these classic pranks today and Make your friends and family laugh with these great practical jokes! Makes a great Christmas gift or stocking stuffer or split it up over many days as Hanukah/Chanukah gifts! Included items subject to substitution based on quantities on hand. (The Gag Bag Deluxe!)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 34.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Gag Bag Jr.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970071</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970071' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/gb3.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Just in time for April Fools Day, The Gag brings you a great starter set for the budding prankster and practical joker! Set includes a Snake Nut Can, Fake Barf or Bird Poop, a Chinese Finger Trap, a Squirting Ring or Flower, Fake Cockroach, Mouse, or Ants, and of course, a Whoopee Cushion!  Get them all at a special price today! Makes a great gift or care package for campers or college students! Included items subject to substitution based on quantities on hand. (The Gag Bag Jr.)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Gag Candy Grab Bag&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970072</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970072' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/gb4.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Just in time for April Fools Day, The Gag brings you a great starter set for the budding prankster and practical joker! Set includes a combination of eight classic candy pranks and gags, such as Fart Lollipops or Candies, Fish Lollipops or Candies, Jumping Candy, Exploding Candy, Blue Mouth Lollipops, Candies, or Gum, or Hot Lollipops, Candies, or Gum!  Get them all at a special price and special shipping rate today! (Gag Candy Grab Bag)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Deluxe Dribble Glass&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970073</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970073' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/j1602.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Drips as you drink! The small hidden holes allow drops of liquid to leak on to your victim when he takes a drink. Features 9 oz. glass tumbler. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Deluxe Dribble Glass)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mouse&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970074</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970074' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/j1900.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A life-size, realistic mouse that may be manipulated to look alive. Looks real enough to fool your cat. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Mouse)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Snake Peanut Brittle&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970075</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970075' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/j2560.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Two huge five-foot snakes leap out of a can labeled Peanut Brittle. Ten feet of snakes in a six-inch can. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Snake Peanut Brittle)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fart Machine&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970076</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970076' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/wc-0001.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The same Fart Machine seen (and heard) on the Howard Stern show! Hide a fart just about anywhere and operate by remote control from as far as 50 feet away! Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! Click here for a hilarious demo! (Fart Machine)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sounds That Drive People Crazy!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970077</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970077' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/wc-0004.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Just press the tiny remote and send the world's most annoying sounds to your victims. You can hide the sound box anywhere and let the annoying sounds drive people crazy. This device is loaded with the most irritating sounds you could find: a mosquito buzzing, a cell phone ringing, a beeper going off, water dripping, crickets chirping, a telephone off-the-hook sound and a cat's meow. Click here for a hilarious demo! (Sounds That Drive People Crazy! a.k.a. Remote Controlled Sounds That Drive People Crazy)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Over The Hill Rose&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970078</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970078' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/07-0001.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Mourn the passing of youth with these old, black, dead-looking Over The Hill Roses. Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift! (Over The Hill Rose)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Over The Hill Jumbo Playing Cards&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970079</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970079' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/07-0004.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;These Over The Hill Jumbo Playing Cards are extra large for old, over the hill eyes. Cards meansure 5 inches by 7 inches. Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift! (Over The Hill Jumbo Playing Cards)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Animated Birthday Cake&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970080</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970080' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/36-0001.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Have a Happy Birthday with this sound activated dancing and singing cake. Includes 4 &quot;AA&quot; batteries. (Animated Birthday Cake)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Over The Hill Trick Candles&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970081</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970081' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/52-0002.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;With the Over The Hill Trick Candles the old victim will think they are too over the hill to blow them out! Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift! (Over The Hill Trick Candles)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Gag of the Month Club&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970082</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970082' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/gm-0001.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The Gag of the Month Club sends the lucky recipient one of our classic pranks every month for either 3, 6, or 12 months at a great price that includes free shipping! Plus, every club member receives a special &quot;Welcome Package&quot; that includes a welcome letter and a special gift... their very own Whoopee Cushion - It's like getting a month free! This special deal makes a great gift or care package for campers or college students or anyone who is a fan of classic humor - even you! For an example of the pranks and gags included in this club, check out our Gag Bag Deluxe collection. (Gag of the Month Club a.k.a. Practical Joke of the Month Club, Prank of the Month Club)  Three (3) Month Membership - $15.99 Six (6) Month Membership - $29.99 Twelve (12) Month Membership - $54.99 - BEST DEAL!&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Production Tube&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970083</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970083' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/m5834.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Pull handkerchiefs, scarves, even money from an empty tube! A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Production Tube)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Snake Potato Chips&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970084</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970084' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/j2575.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Looks like a can of brand name potato chips. Two 54-inch snakes fly out of the can when it is opened! A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Snake Potato Chips)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Simple Magic - Book&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970085</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970085' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/m5855.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Sixty different magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand written so that even young children can mystify any audience, young or old. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Simple Magic - Book)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Cups, Cups, Cups&quot; - Book&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970086</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970086' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/mh-0024.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Basic cups tricks with numerous variations. Illustrated. 44 pages. Paperback. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Unless noted, items shown with books are not included, but may be purchased separately below). (&quot;Cups, Cups, Cups&quot; - Book)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Magic Pack by The Gag!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970087</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970087' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/mp1.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Get started with magic with these 12 classic tricks and a magic book with 102 more! The Magic Pack includes The Snapper, Deluxe Ball &amp; Vase, Mysterious Disappearance, Four Nickels to Four Dimes, Papa Rabbit Goes to Town, The Shell Trick, The Imp Bottle, Cups &amp; Balls, The Magical Block, Crazy Cube, Color Vision, and your very own Magic Rising Wand. The Pack also includes the 102 E-Z magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand book. Get started with these classic feats of magic and illusion today and save over $4 on shipping and handling - special rate! Makes a great Christmas gift or stocking stuffer or split it up over many days as Hanukah/Chanukah gifts! Look out Harry Potter! Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (The Magic Pack by The Gag!)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Floating Match&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970088</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970088' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/mw-0007.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A match mysteriously floats in midair over a card. Easy to do! Instructions included. And you thought the cards Yu Gi Oh uses were cool! Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Floating Match )&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Moe the Parrot&quot; Antenna Topper&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970089</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970089' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/030001a.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Tired of those old Styrofoam happy faces junking up your car antenna? Let &quot;Moe the Parrot&quot; take your antenna up to the next level in antenna toppers. Made from durable, hard plastic, these toppers come with extra goodies so you can also attach it to your rearview mirror or dashboard. Plus, bonus recipes on every package! (&quot;Moe the Parrot&quot; Antenna Topper  a.k.a. &quot;Moe the Parrot&quot; Car Antenna Ornament)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Barney the Flying Rubber Chicken&quot; Antenna Topper&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970090</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970090' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/030002a.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Tired of those old Styrofoam happy faces junking up your car antenna? Let &quot;Barney the Flying Rubber Chicken&quot; take your antenna up to the next level in antenna toppers. Made from durable, hard plastic, these toppers come with extra goodies so you can also attach it to your rearview mirror or dashboard. Plus, bonus recipes on every package! (&quot;Barney the Flying Rubber Chicken&quot; Antenna Topper  a.k.a. &quot;Barney the Flying Rubber Chicken&quot; Car Antenna Ornament)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Over The Hill Execiser&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970091</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970091' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/09-1977.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The classic paddel ball set reborn as the Over The Hill Execiser still may be too much for them! Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift! (Over The Hill Execiser)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Squirting Jackpot&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970092</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970092' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/j2680.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Pull the handle. A little man will rise and squirt a strong stream of water at the unsuspecting victim. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Squirting Jackpot)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;JokeMaster Joke Machine&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970093' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/jokemaster.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Have that perfect joke ready at the touch of a button! With the JokeMaster you will always remember that great joke to liven up any conversation during parties, dinners or any occasion. Laughingly addictive, JokeMaster will make you a big hit with friends. Includes over 1,000 jokes. Rate your friends jokes with built-in, live sounding laugh-meter! Be the life of the party or just get the best of someone else! (JokeMaster Joke Machine  a.k.a. Joke Master Joke Machine)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;JokeMaster Junior Joke Machine&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970094</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970094' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/jokemasterjr.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Kids can amuse themselves or be a big hit at the next birthday party with Excalibur's new lightweight and sturdy hand-held Talking JokeMaster Junior. They simply push the clown face's nose to hear famous comedian Jackie Martling's voice, slightly sped-up for the really fun &quot;chipmunk effect,&quot; tell and giggle along with them at over 140 kids' classic jokes...knock-knock jokes, elephant jokes, chicken jokes...a great assortment. Little comedians can &quot;Knock, knock!&quot; and &quot;Why did the chicken...?&quot; endlessly. When they push either of the clown's eyes, the last joke repeats so they can hear their favorites over and over. The volume control on the side enables the child to use the Talking JokeMaster Junior for private listening or to entertain others. Suggested for ages 5 and older. (JokeMaster Junior Joke Machine  a.k.a. Joke Master Jr. Joke Machine)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Nail Through The Head Gag&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970095</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970095' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/jw-0018.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Ouch! That's gotta hurt! It's the classic nail through the head gag - aspirin not included! (Nail Through The Head Gag a.k.a. Nail Thru Head Gag)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jumping Candy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970096</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970096' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/jw-0043.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;This candy is possessed! Candy jumps around victim reaches in the bowl! (Jumping Candy a.k.a. Mexican Jumping Candy)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rubber Chicken Key Chain&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970097</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970097' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/jw-0070.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The prankster's classic - The Rubber Chicken! Now in convenient keychain form. Fool your friends - everybody loves The Rubber Chicken! Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag... heck, make the Rubber Chicken a part of your friends and family today! A product of the Loftus Company.  Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Rubber Chicken Key Chain)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Over The Hill Diaper&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970098</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970098' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/jw-0124.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The Over The Hill Diaper comes with an extra large diaper for extra large retired rumps, plus an extra large safety-pin. Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift! (Over The Hill Diaper)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rubber Chicken&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970099</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970099' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/13-0025.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The prankster's classic - The Rubber Chicken! Fool your friends - everybody loves The Rubber Chicken! Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag... heck, make the Rubber Chicken a part of your friends and family today! A product of the Loftus Company. (Rubber Chicken)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Talking Teeth&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970100</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970100' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/jw-0081.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Classic chattering gag teeth. A product of the Loftus Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Talking Teeth a.k.a. Chattering Teeth)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bang Gum In Pack&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970101</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970101' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/jw-0082.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;When your victim tries to pick up this popular brand chewing gum they get a big &quot;BANG!&quot;  Includes 8 caps. (Bang Gum In Pack)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Exploding Candy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970102</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970102' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/jw-0109.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Appears to be an ordinary piece of wrapped candy, until they get a &quot;BANG!&quot; when the victim unwraps it! (Exploding Candy)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Chinese Finger Traps&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970103</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970103' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/jw-0139.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A classic finger puzzle that is easy to escape... when you know how! (Chinese Finger Traps a.k.a. Chinese Finger Cuffs)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Peeing Democrat Car Sticker&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970104</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970104' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lada-democrat.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Be the first in your area to show off these funny (definitely politically incorrect), full color durable vinyl peel off sticker of the Democratic donkey peeing on the Republican GOP logo for your car or other window. 3.75 X 3.75 inches. (Peeing Democrat Car Sticker)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Peeing Republican Car Sticker&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970105</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970105' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lada-republican.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Be the first in your area to show off these funny (definitely politically incorrect), full color durable vinyl peel off sticker of the Republican elephant peeing on the Democrat logo for your car or other window. 3.75 X 3.75 inches. (Peeing Republican Car Sticker)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Inflatable Party Sheep&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970106</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970106' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/le-0001.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The perfect gift for the guy who is still looking for love in all the wrong places! Great risque party fun for birthdays of all ages. Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift! While every attempt will be made to provide you with the color sheep of your choice, in the interest of timeliness, we will occasionally fill your order with whatever color is on hand. (Inflatable Party Sheep a.k.a. Blow up Sheep Love Doll)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Golf Tease (Tees)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970107</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970107' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lf-0033.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Now you should be able to keep your eye on the ball. Jazz up your game with these six naughty, nude golf tees in a rainbow of colors. (Golf Tease (Tees)  a.k.a. Naked Lady Golf Tees, Adult Golf Tees, Dirty Golf Tees)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Hot Candy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970108</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970108' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lf-0220.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A candy treat with a flavor of Old Mexico &quot;Jalapeno Pepper&quot; They're hotter than a pistol!! (Hot Candy)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Shock Camera&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970109</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970109' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lf-0502.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Great for shocking your friends and family on vacation! Hand the unsuspecting victim um, friend, this harmless looking camera and when they go to take a picture - ZAP! A harmless shock goes through their fingers - not enough to hurt, just enough to freak 'em out! (Shock Camera  a.k.a. Shocking Picture Camera)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Shock Computer Mouse&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970110</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970110' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lf-0533.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Great for office! Leave this harmless looking computer mouse out on your co-worker's desk and when they use their computer - ZAP! A harmless shock goes through their fingers - not enough to hurt, just enough to freak 'em out! (Shock Computer Mouse  a.k.a. Shocking Computer Mouse)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Over The Hill Medical Alarm&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970111</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970111' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/16-1652.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Fallen and can't get up? Just BLOW! This and many more uses for this great gag whistle in the disguise of the Over The Hill Medical Alarm. Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift! (Over The Hill Medical Alarm a.k.a. Over The Hill Alert Whistle)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Le Farter&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970112</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970112' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/21-0034.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Sneak one of these into the palm of your hand a squeeze to get the classic fart sound. Ever seen Leslie Nielsen in an interview? He uses one of these all the time. A product of the Loftus Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Le Farter a.k.a. Fart Bladder)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Stink Bombs&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970113</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970113' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/42-0003.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Oh yeah, you know what we're talking about here. Drop one of the three glass contained stink bombs in the right place and run for the hills because this smell is going to clear the room! (Stink Bombs a.k.a. Fart Bombs, Fart Juice)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Headown Golf Tees&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970114</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970114' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/77-0001.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;For that golfer who has a hard time keeping his head down! These special tees feature a special base that is sure to be a hit around the club house. Nothing &quot;butt&quot; the best for your favorite duffer. (Headown Golf Tees  a.k.a. Head Down Golf Tees, Butts Up Golf Tees, Naked Lady Golf Tees, Adult Golf Tees, Dirty Golf Tees)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Wiggle Prank Golf Ball&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970115</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970115' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/80-0002.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Watch the expression on your golfing buddy's face when he goes to tap this trick Wiggle Golf Ball into the hole and it wiggles away like it was alive! (Wiggle Prank Golf Ball  a.k.a. Wiggle Gag Golf Ball, The Wobbler Trick Golf Ball)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Exploding Prank Golf Ball&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970116</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970116' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/80-0003.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Tell your golf buddy to cut back his workout schedule after he smacks the Exploding Prank Golf Ball and it literally explodes and disintegrates on impact!  (Exploding Prank Golf Ball  a.k.a. Exploding Gag Golf Ball, The Exploder Trick Golf Ball)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fake Ants&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970117</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970117' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1010.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Take them to your next picnic, line the ants up in a row on the dinner table or just leave them on the kitchen counter. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Fake Ants)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Auto Exhaust Whistle&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970118</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970118' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1025.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Press it into the tailpipe of your victim's car and watch the fun as it screams when they step on the gas. Also makes for a cheap way to get that &quot;Bubb Rubb Woo Woo&quot; sound without a costly modification to your car! Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Auto Exhaust Whistle a.k.a. Car Exhaust Whistle, Exhaust Pipe Whistle)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Balloon Sculpture&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970119</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970119' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1030.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Learn how to make a poodle, a giraffe, and a dachshund with balloons. Instructions, 25 balloons and an inflation tube included. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with these great magic tricks/illusions/slights of hand! (Balloon Sculpture a.k.a. Balloon Animals)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Over The Hill Rubber (Condom)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970120</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970120' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lf-0177.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;A great gag for the over the hill and retirement camps, the Over The Hill Rubber offers up one solitary condom with the phrase one year supply! Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift! (Over The Hill Rubber (Condom))&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Over The Hill Kit&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970121</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970121' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lf-0203.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The Over The Hill Fan provides instant relief for those over the hill hot flashes. Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift! (Over The Hill Kit)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Over The Hill Fan&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970122</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970122' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lf-0204.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The Over The Hill Fan provides instant relief for those over the hill hot flashes. Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift! (Over The Hill Fan)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Over The Hill Golf Tease (Tees)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970123</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970123' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lf-0233.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;These Over The Hill Golf Tease tees will help your aging friend keep their eye on the ball! Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift! (Over The Hill Golf Tease (Tees))&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Retired Parking Permit&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970124</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970124' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/mg-0008.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The official parking permit for the Retirement gang. Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift! (Retired Parking Permit)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Over The Hill Teeth&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970125</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970125' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/mg-1113.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The gag classic talking teeth, now in over the hill denture form! Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift! (Over The Hill Teeth)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Magic Trick of the Month Club&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970126</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970126' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/mm-0001.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The Magic Trick of the Month Club sends the lucky recipient one of our classic magic tricks every month for either 3, 6, or 12 months at a great price that includes shipping and bonus magical arts lessons! Plus, every club member receives a special &quot;Welcome Package&quot; that includes a welcome letter and a special gift... a special magic book of at least 100 more great magic tricks, illusions, slights-of-hand, and more! - It's like getting a month free! This special deal makes a great gift or care package for campers or college students or for anyone who is a fan of classic magic tricks - even you! For an example of the magic tricks included in this club, check out our Magic Pack by The Gag collection. (Magic Trick of the Month Club a.k.a. Illusion of the Month Club, Slight-of-Hand of the Month Club) Three (3) Month Membership - $14.99 Six (6) Month Membership - $26.99 Twelve (12) Month Membership - $49.99 - BEST DEAL!&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bar Bug in Ice Cube&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970127</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970127' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1040.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Looks like a bug has drowned in your drink! The bug is embedded in clear plastic the size of an ice cube. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Bar Bug in Ice Cube a.k.a. Joke Bar Bug)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Shock &quot;Better Sex Life&quot; Book&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970128</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970128' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lf-0537.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Great for that nosey visitor who is always looking through your stuff! Leave this harmless looking book out on the table and when they open it up - ZAP! A harmless shock goes through their fingers - not enough to hurt, just enough to freak 'em out! (Shock &quot;Better Sex Life&quot; Book  a.k.a. Shocking Sex Manual)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 10.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Shock &quot;World's Greatest Jokes&quot; Book&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970129</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970129' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lf-0538.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Great for that nosey visitor who is always looking through your stuff! Leave this harmless looking book out on the table and when they open it up - ZAP! A harmless shock goes through their fingers - not enough to hurt, just enough to freak 'em out! (Shock &quot;World's Greatest Jokes&quot; Book  a.k.a. Shocking Book of Jokes)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 10.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Shock Calculator&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970130</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970130' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lf-0544.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Great for that guy who is always barrowing your calculator! Leave this harmless looking calculator out on your desk and when they try to turn I on - ZAP! A harmless shock goes through their fingers - not enough to hurt, just enough to freak 'em out! (Shock Calculator  a.k.a. Shocking Calculator)&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;
&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 12.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fake Lotto Tickets&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970131</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970131' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lottofun-0001.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;SORRY! We are currently out of stock of this product. These fake lotto tickets look just like the real thing, even when your victim scratches off the silver! But once they try to cash them in, they get a great surprise! Order more and save - Buy 6 and it's like getting 1 FREE! Buy 12 and it's like getting 2 FREE! Tickets issued randomly. (Fake Lotto Tickets a.k.a. Fake Lottery Tickets)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 0.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fake Parking Tickets&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970132</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970132' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lottofun-0002.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;These fake parking tickets look just like the real thing, leave them on the victims car and watch for the shock of a lifetime! Order more and save - Buy 6 and it's like getting 1 FREE! Buy 12 and it's like getting 2 FREE! Tickets issued randomly. (Fake Parking Tickets)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 0.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fake Bullet Holes&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970133</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970133' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lottofun-0003.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;These decals of bullet holes make any car look like it spent the night in an urban fire zone. Works on any car paint color, but can be used on any surface. (Fake Bullet Holes)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 1.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fake Bullet Holes (Mini)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970134</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970134' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lottofun-0004.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;These decals of mini bullet holes make any car look like it spent the night in an urban fire zone. Works on any car paint color, but can be used on any surface. (Fake Bullet Holes (Mini))&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 1.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fake Car Scratches&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970135</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970135' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lottofun-0006.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;These decals of sratch marks make any car look like it has been keyed and scratched beyond repair. (Fake Car Scratches a.k.a. Fake Car Key Marks)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 1.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fake 50 Caliber Bullet Holes&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970136</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970136' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/lottofun-0009.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;These decals of 50 Caliber bullet holes make any car look like it spent the night in an urban fire zone. Works on any car paint color or surface. (Fake 50 Caliber Bullet Holes)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 1.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Beer Pellets&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970137</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970137' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1065.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Drop a pellet in a glass of water. It looks like beer, fizzes like beer, even tastes like (very bad) beer. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Beer Pellets)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 2.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Big Tip Money Clip&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970138</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970138' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1080.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Put a $1 bill in this clear money clip and it looks just like a $100. This is perfect for cheap tippers who want to make a big impression. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Big Tip Money Clip)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 3.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bingo Hand Shaker&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970139</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970139' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1110.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;EXPLODES as you shake hands. A device hidden in your hand sets off a cap when pressure is released. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Bingo Hand Shaker)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 2.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Trick Birthday Candles&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970140</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970140' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1150.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;After you blow out the flame, they re-light by themselves, again and again. A dozen on a birthday cake will create a riot. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Birthday Candles a.k.a. Trick Birthday Candles, Re-lighting Birthday Candles)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 0.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dribble Juice Glass&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970141</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970141' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1605.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Drips as you drink! The small hidden holes allow drops of liquid to leak on to your victim when he takes a drink. Features 5 oz. plastic tumbler. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Dribble Juice Glass)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 2.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Edible Napkin&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970142</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970142' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1630.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Impress your hosts at dinner by eating the napkin. Contains 5 sweet tasting napkins that dissolve in your mouth. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Edible Napkin)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 2.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fart Candy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970143</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970143' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1640.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Get even with the culprit who has been swiping candy from your candy dish - fight back with a fart! The delicious candy shell hides a gassy combinations that gives your victim the winds something fierce! A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Fart Candy)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 1.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fishy Candies&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970144</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970144' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1650.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Candy tastes delicious until outer shell wears off. A delayed action joke. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Fishy Candies)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 1.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Floor Nickel&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970145</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970145' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a1700.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Drive it into the floor, and watch the suckers &quot;bite.&quot; This real nickel may be nailed to an asphalt driveway. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great gag! (Floor Nickel)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 1.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Imp Bottle&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970146</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970146' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/a5475.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Only you can command this bottle to lie on its side. For everyone else it will stand straight up. A product of the S. S. Adams Company. Impress your friends and family with this great magic trick/illusion/slight of hand! (Imp Bottle)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 1.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Prank Golf Ball &quot;Fore&quot; Pack&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970147</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970147' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/au-0006.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Includes one each of the Exploder, the Unputtaball, the Phantom, and the Jetstreamer Prank Golf Balls. A $16 value when purchased separately!  (Prank Golf Ball &quot;Fore&quot; Pack  a.k.a. Prank Golf Ball Four Pack, Gag Golf Ball Four Pack)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 12.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Chattering &amp; Dancing Teeth&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970148</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970148' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/bt-0010.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Classic chattering gag teeth, but with cute little feet so it can dance around! A product of the Loftus Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great prank! (Chattering &amp; Dancing Teeth)&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;font color='#FF0000' &gt;Price: 1.99&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Laughing Bag&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970149</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970149' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/bt-0040.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Why on Earth does the Laughing Bag make us giggle so much? Tap the side of this mystical little sack and the robotic recorded laughter just seems to override all logic and we can't help but laugh, too! Remember that weird little bag that Batman pulled out of the Joker's pocket in the first movie? This is it! Batteries not included. (Laughing Bag a.k.a. Laughing Sack, Laugh Bag, Happy Bag, Giggle Bag)&lt;/font&gt;
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970150' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/bt-0225.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;This little golf ball with feet winds up and dances around. A product of the Loftus Company. Make your friends and family laugh with this great practical joke! (Wind-Up Golf Ball with Feet)&lt;/font&gt;
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970151' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/bt-0273.jpg'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Mix a little Foaming Sugar into your regular sugar bowl at home or work and watch the fun as your victim's beverage foams up a like a beer that's been poured too fast! (Foaming Sugar)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Celebriducks - Betty Boop Rubber Duck&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970152' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/celebriducks-bettyboop.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;Boop Boop Be Duck! It's Betty Boop, the cartoon legend now in a lovable rubber duck form! Celebriducks are classic sized ducks that float and squeak along with the best - they just look like celebrities! (Celebriducks - Betty Boop Rubber Duck a.k.a. Betty Boop Rubber Duckie, Betty Boop Rubber Ducky)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Celebriducks - The Blues Brothers Rubber Duck Set&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970153' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/celebriducks-bluesbrothers.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;I'm a soul duck? That's right, the classic Saturday Night Live musical act, The Blues Brothers are here and now in a lovable rubber duck form! Celebriducks are classic sized ducks that float and squeak along with the best - they just look like celebrities! (Celebriducks - The Blues Brothers Rubber Duck Set a.k.a. The Blues Brothers Rubber Duckie Set, Jake and Elwood Blues Rubber Duck Set, Dan Akroyd and John Belushi Rubber Duck Set, The Blues Brothers Rubber Ducky Set)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Celebriducks - Charlie Chaplin Rubber Duck&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970154' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/celebriducks-charliechaplin.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The original clown prince of the silent movie age, Charlie Chaplin, now in a lovable rubber duck form! Celebriducks are classic sized ducks that float and squeak along with the best - they just look like celebrities! (Celebriducks - Charlie Chaplin Rubber Duck a.k.a. Charlie Chaplin Rubber Duckie, The Little Tramp Rubber Duck, Charles Chaplin Rubber Duck, Charley Chaplin Rubber Duck, Charley Chaplin Rubber Duck, Charlie Chaplin Rubber Ducky)&lt;/font&gt;
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<title>&lt;font color='#004080'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Celebriducks - Groucho Marx Rubber Duck&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:57:31 GMT</pubDate>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a  href='http://www.directshoppingsite.com/feeds/thegag/linksfeeds.php?go=633000101267970155' target=_blank &gt;&lt;img hspace=2  vspace=2 src='http://dts.ystoretools.com/1020/images/250x1000/celebriducks-grouchomarx.gif'   border=0 /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color='#000000'&gt;The secret word is &quot;ducky&quot;! That's right, the classic comedian of stage and screen, Grouch Marx, now in a lovable rubber duck form! Celebriducks are classic sized ducks that float and squeak along with the best - they just look like celebrities! (Celebriducks - Groucho Marx Rubber Duck a.k.a. Groucho Marx Rubber Duckie, Marx Brothers Rubber Duck, Groucho Marx Rubber Ducky)&lt;/font&gt;
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